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The Colony resident Neil Bryant describes in disturbing amounts of detail his valentines day plans for any interested single ladies.

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Local Masturbater Conquers Porn Addiction "So Hard"

Local resident Matthew Oren describes a special massage technique he developed that helped him overcome his devastating addiction to pornography. 

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"ASK ASHTON" relationship advice columnist Ashton Roberts answers all your love related questions.